EVERY NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT - A NEW ATTACK!
NO FACTS, JUST ATTACKS!!
 HARVARD |
 BURGLARY |
 SLEEP |
 LA BAMBA |
 DRINKS |
 PUMPKINS |
 VIETNAM |
 PICKING |
 AGE |
 IMITATION |
 DANE COOK |
 WET? |
 PLUTO |
 DISAPPOINTMENT |
 VEGAN |
 ALIEN! |
 BRAINS |
 DRIVER |
 SPORTS |
 GAY |
 MOON |
 ROBOT |
 PIZZA |
 VACATION |
 COOKIES |
 RHYMES |
 THIS |
 TWENTY-EIGHT |
MORTIMER HAYDEN SMYTH VIDEOS
 "Welcome to The DIRTY Phase." |
 "The Gates Of Hell." |
 "Drill." |
 Palin Fever!!! |
 McCain Endorsement; A Warning About Obama |
 The Scandal |
 Immigration Policy; The Bible on Homosexuality |
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MORTIMER HAYDEN
SMYTH
"I believe that America is the Greatest Country in the entire Universe. We have the best ideas, the best products, the best of everything. And the simple truth is that everyone I know agrees with me." "I hear people complaining about their so-called 'problems' and it almost makes me feel sorry for them, that they can't understand how great things are going. We're winning wars and making money-- it really is a Golden Age. Anyone who doesn't 'get' that simply isn't paying attention." Come visit Mortimer Hayden Smyth at Open Salon BECOME A FAN on FACEBOOK |
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