RYAN JOHNSON'sSTAR WARSPREQUEL RUMORS!
Ryan's Jedi Journals
 
    A Message From Ryan
    On this site, you will find everything that I've heard about the eagerly anticipated STAR WARS prequels (Episode One is due in theatres in May 1999!).  I have a lot of helpful sources both on and off the Net, (including a few very top secret movie industry spies!) and I welcome any rumors that you might hear.  Please, legitimate rumors only, no jokes--I DO check my sources and am very serious about this.  But have fun!!  E-mail me with any comments or Hot Star Wars News! 
      

    Ryan's Journals
    APRIL 25, 1999: 
      I quit my job on Friday, one week ahead of schedule, to start waiting in line.  I currently have a friend who is holding down the night shift, until I relieve him at 9:00am tomorrow morning.  (He has a full time job, so he will mostly be available for night shifts until mid-May).  This leaves me to wait during the day, and I'm happy to do it.  I was too young to wait in lines when the original films were released, and I managed to do my fair share of waiting for the Special Editions, but this is different.  I am heartened by the news that tickets will be going on sale a week in advance, although I must admit that part of me was looking forward to that magical moment when, after nearly a month of waiting in line outside the theatre, I would be ushered into that air-conditioned theater to take my place in the third row and gaze up at the screen to see the film that we have waited so many years for. 

      This is the dawning of a new era.  I will spend my days between now and the first day tickets go on sale standing in line, waiting with quiet dignity and anticipation.  The wait is almost over now.  Very soon I will take a late night trip to Toys R Us to go on a spending spree, and soon after I will be able to listen to the soundtrack on my portable CD player as I sit outside the theatre.  It will be an amazing May.  And June, July and August.  Let's face it, it's already an amazing year. 

      As a mark of respect, I will not begin reporting any new rumors I hear about Episode Two (Balance Of The Force??) until mid-summer.  It would not be fair to The Phantom Menace-- this time belongs to it, and it would be wrong to spend time worrying about the second film until we have fully absorbed the power of the first one.  I will still be gathering information from my sources, but will return in July or August to continue bringing you the latest SW news about the yet-to-be-released films in the SW series... 

      Ryan
    APRIL 10, 1999: 
      UPDATE:  Here are some pictures of an EPISODE ONE "Ice Lolly" sent to me in an ice-cold cooler all the way from JOLLY OLD GREAT BRITAIN.  It is of a BATTLE DROID, and I was lucky enough to have one to eat and one to freeze for posterity.  Many thanks to Neil in Sheffield, who sent this one as soon as they were released to UK supermarkets last week.
       
       
      (NOTE:  The "Ice Lollies" are Apple flavored, but the inside was filled with Cherry flavoring, a detail which gives one the impression that the Droids' insides are red.  I wonder if this detail will be consistant with the film!) 

      Boy oh boy, it's getting close it's getting close and I AM GETTING EXCITED.  EXCITED.  I'm sorry that I haven't been able to provide any new rumors lately, but I've gotten a few confirmations regarding some of the rumors previously reported here: 

      The TRINKIES have been CUT from the final version of EPISODE ONE.  No big surprise there, since early reports were that they were not as impressive as Lucas & Co. had hoped.   No word on whether they will make their planned appearance in E2 or not.  Likewise, ANAKIN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY sequence has been axed, in favor of a lengthier version of the POD RACE.  It seems like a shame to lose this whimsical part of the film, but let's hope that POD RACE is a spectacular! 

      Anyway, there are only a few weeks until the whole thing becomes a reality, and I start my three-week wait outside of my local multiplex!   I can't wait!  I can't wait!  I CAN'T WAIT!   I LOVE STAR WARS!!!!

    MARCH 20, 1999: 
      Well, I'm not too big a man to admit when I'm (partially) wrong.  It seems that the title of TMAFIH is indeed going to be THE PHANTOM MENACE.  Two months ago, I received solid confirmation that it was going to be BALANCE OF THE FORCE, but it seems that Lucas ultimately decided to stick with his original title after all.  I'm told that this decision was reached after much debate.  Here's the inside scoop from QUADRO: 

      "It's a big big time at Skywalker Ranch.  Seems that the title is set in stone now, but it has been a long and winding road.  Up until late December, "PHANTOM MENACE" was going to be a dummy title, and Lucas had every intention of changing it in the spring.  HOWEVER-- no one had counted on the title taking off like it did, and by the end of '98, the media was full of references to 'PHANTOM MENACE.'  Lucas began to grow fond of the title, and in the end it was down to him.  A note to collectors:  any internal documents or mock-ups with the 'Balance Of The Force' title are bound to become prime collectibles, as Lucasfilm has ordered most of them to be destroyed!  Keep your eyes peeled at eBay.com!!! 

      Quadro99
       
      So, there you have it.  The title, which was left off of the UK version of the Trailer A, has been reinstated for the European prints of Trailer B.  I suppose that I have also grown to love this unusual title, and am eagerly anticipating the titles for Episodes 2 and 3. 

      I'm sorry that I haven't been able to update the site for a while, but I've been working double shifts at work to earn some extra money for the coming months.  I plan to see Star Wars at least once every day that it is in general release, and I would like to see it in as many cities as possible.  It's an expensive proposition, so I'm planning to quit my job for a few months to devote myself to experiencing the new film.  Unfortunately, I will not be able to leave until early May, when I will immediately go down to the local Multiplex to begin waiting in line for THE PHANTOM MENACE!!!  1999 is the best year EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       
      JANUARY 31, 1999: 

      The latest buzz in Hollywood is that Lucas is about to officially change the title of TMAFIH from THE PHANTOM MENACE to (drumroll please.....) 
       
      BALANCE OF THE FORCE!!!! 

      Well, I hate to say I told you so, but...  Did anyone really think that PHANTOM MENACE was going to be the real title?  I mean, just think about it-- A NEW HOPE, THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, RETURN OF THE JEDI......  THE PHANTOM MENACE?????  It just doesn't seem to fit.  I've heard all the rationalizations about it being reminiscent of old Saturday Morning serials and Flash Gordan, but come on!!!  It's the kind of title that might work for Episode Two, but the first installment needs a title with a little more dignity.  Even something simple like "The Beginning" would be weightier than THE PHANTOM MENACE. 

      I think that they've made a wise choice to go with BALANCE OF THE FORCE, personally.  It's the first time that "The Force" is mentioned in a STAR WARS title, and it's certainly a relevant theme, given what Mace Windu says in the trailer.  It also refers to Anakin Skywalker indirectly (He is the one who might bring 'balance to the force'), the same way that Episode Four refers to young Luke. 
       

      It's almost official:
       
      STAR WARS
      EPISODE ONE
      BALANCE OF THE FORCE
    JANUARY 19, 1999: 
      Lots of big news: 
       
      • LUCAS will NOT be making Episodes 7, 8, and 9, according to an interview in VANITY FAIR.  Ryan's Jedi Tip:  Be patient, there's still plenty of time for him to change his mind--I predict it will happen, and sooner than we think...
       
      • A 4-minute trailer is on the cards between now and May!  It should be mind-blowing!!!
       
      • A rough cut of TMAFIH has been shown to the likes of SPIELBERG, COPPOLA, and others...  The Verdict:  It's FANTASTIC!!!  Rumor has it that there were a lot of great comedy moments, and some exciting action, too, of course....
       
      • Some groups will be waiting in line A MONTH EARLY to get tickets to TMAFIH.  I'll be there as well, in San Franciso--APRIL '99:  The Wait Is Almost Over!!!!
      Jedi Ryan
    JANUARY 5, 1999: 
    It was a very merry Christmas this year, and I managed to create a whole army of Battle Droids that is now proudly displayed in my front room!  Along with the traditional viewing of "The Star Wars Holiday Special" (good fun, and an amazing cartoon), I spent Christmas day viewing the entire trilogy.  This year, I watched the Special Editions first, and then the THX remastered "Original" editions.  I have to say upfront that I am not one of these people who disses the Special Editions--they're great--but there is a certain purity to the original versions that can never be replaced. 

    I spent New Year's Eve with Quadro (our first face-to-face meeting!), and we talked about TMAFIH until the wee hours of the morning.  What a great way to ring in the new year!!  Some previously unreported news: 
     

    • Quadro has seen the full rough cut (minus score and with temporary effects in a lot of places) of TMAFIH, and according to him, it makes Jedi look like a low-budget b-movie!  He used the phrases "mind-blowing" and "unbelievably great" to describe this early version of Episode One.  But he was quick to point out that the film was more than just an amazing sci-fi flick (after all, most of the effects were not yet completed)-- it was a highly dramatic story.  The rest of us will have to wait until May, but this early word is most encouraging!!!
    • Some tidbits:  The Trinkies do not play as great a role in the story of this film, but they are introduced, and will likely play a greater role in Episode Two.  The Anakin's Birthday sequence is also highly marginalized, and is not as prominant as it was in earlier drafts...
    • Early 3-PO has some great lines, but Jar Jar Binks steals top comedy honors for this film, with some particularly robust physical comedy
    • Yoda, whose youthful appearance shocked many viewers of the Trailer, is fascinating seen in the context of the Jedi Council.  Quadro reports that his changed visage takes a few minutes to get used to, but it now makes his appearance in Empire and Jedi much more tragic...
     
    We also talked about other Star Wars-related topics, and it was nice to finally meet one of my most trusted sources.  This is going to be the biggest year for Star Wars ever!!!
     
    DECEMBER 18, 1998: 
    Well, I'm going to be sort of busy over the holidays, so I might as well post my Season's Greetings now!  More Star Wars Rumors in the New Year!!!
     
            Twas the night before Christmas 
            And all through the block 
            Not a creature was stirring 
            Not even an Ewok 

            Our light sabers were hung 
            By the land speeder with care 
            In the hopes that St. Lucas 
            Soon would be there 

            The Trinkies were nestled snug on the ocean floor 
            While sleeping Star Wars fans dreamed of more 
            More movies, more games, more books and more toys 
            For grown-ups and children, for all girls and boys 

            While out on the lawn there arose such a clatter 
            I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. 
            When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, 
            But the 4-minute trailer not due till next year! 

            With a short bearded man, so calm and astute, 
            I knew in a moment, it must be St. Luke. 
            The greatest film-maker the world's ever seen, 
            He's arrived with the trailer, especially for me! 

            I watched it and watched it and watched it again 
            Then I watched it once more, I was such a big fan 
            "There's Artoo!  And 3-PO!  And Trinkies!  And Ben! 
            And Digital Doggy!  And Yoda!  How grand!" 

            So I begged of St. Lucas, "Show me the whole film!" 
            But he raised his hand up and said, "I will, son.  I will." 
            "But you must have some patience!  You must wait till May!" 

            And laying his finger aside of his nose, 
            And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose. 
            He sprang to his sleigh, to his teams gave a whistle, 
            And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. 
            But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, 

            "May The Force Be With You this Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!" 
             

    Merry Christmas!
    from
    Ryan Johnson
    Jedi Knight
     

    DECEMBER 10, 1998: 
    Lucas is in the midst of heavy post-production on TMAFIH, but he's still finding time to focus on the early stages of E2, and most of the speculation is on the big question:  "Who will play Anaking Skywalker in Episodes 2 and 3?"  I've heard a number of rumors, and it's all just speculation at the moment, but here are a few possibilities that have been mentioned to me: 

        • Anakin will be mostly CGI (yeah, right!)
        • Ralph Fiennes
        • Aidan Quinn
        • Jeffery Scott
        • Willem Dafoe
    I've never heard of Jeffery Scott, but I'd say that most of the celebrity names mentioned are highly unlikely.  It's my gut feeling that Lucas will go with an unknown.  One e-mail I received said that Lucas is considering one of the main actors in the upcoming Thin Red Line, but the person couldn't remember the name of the actor.  Time will tell, but there will be a lot more speculation before this is all over. 
      
    On another topic, I've been receiving a lot of doubting e-mails regarding the Trinkies, Digital Doggy, and other top secret characters mentioned on the Rumors page.  Some of them have been merely skeptical, others have been downright rude.  Wait and see, once these movies come out, you'll be getting to know these characters as part of the legitimate Star Wars Universe! 
      
    On a personal note, I've started playing "Christmas In The Stars" now that we are well into the holiday season-- has there ever been a better Christmas album?  I don't think so. 

    DECEMBER 1, 1998: 
    It's been a busy week for me at work, but by now everyone has surely seen The Trailer, either at the movies, on television or via the Internet.  Until Lucas comes out with the real title for E1, I'm going to start referring to it as TMAFIH (The Most Anticipated Film In History!!). 

    Face it, it's true--no other film in the brief history of Cinema has been so eagerly anticipated for so long by so many people all over the world.  So there you have it-- Episode One: TMAFIH! 
     
    And now, some news: 

      Quadro says that there are a few 'dummy' shots in the trailer, simply to throw people off guard.  Nothing major, but just a few effects shots thrown in in place of some stuff that wasn't quite ready yet. 

      Lucas is already hard at work on E2, and he's especially keen to let people know that Boba Fett will be in it.  What he's not telling is that the Trinkies will be mysteriously absent from most of the film, hiding from the Empire until they re-appear in E3! 

      I received a report from 'Sithlord' regarding JAR JAR BINKS, but it is a really big SPOILER, so highlight it if you want to read it: 

      JAR JAR BINKS meets an untimely end in E2.  No details as to how he dies, but it is a significant development in the plot, and in Anakin's ultimate shift to the Dark Side... 
       

            That's all for now! 

    NOVEMBER 22, 1998: 
    Well, I've managed to see the E1 trailer (I'm refusing to start using TPM--next spring, Lucas will reveal the real title!) several more times over the weekend!  And of course, I finally managed (on Thursday) to download a copy onto my computer, so I've watched it dozens more times at home! 
     
    NOVEMBER 17, 1998: 
    Oh My GOD!!! I saw the Episode One trailer 4 times today!!!!  (And had to sit through The Waterboy, which is another story entirely...) The thing is just amazing.  I can't wait to go back on Friday and see it again!!  I wish I had some stills or something, but no such luck. 

    Some thoughts:  we saw Jar Jar Binks and Darth Maul and even a younger Yoda, but as I predicted-- NO TRINKIES!  Last time I heard from "Quadro" he said Lucas wasn't going to publicly admit they existed until next spring, and maybe not until the day of release!  He has also shown me a more recent production still of a TRINKIE, but he first made me swear that I not post it, so I don't even have a copy of it.  Rest assured, the TRINKIES are going to be major characters in the prequels! 

    It was so amazing to see some new STAR WARS after all these years!  It was so thrilling!  I've had a really annoying year, personally, with a lot of stupid problems cropping up, but seeing this trailer has made it all worthwhile!  I was so excited after seeing it the first time that I couldn't stop talking about it, even though THE WATERBOY had already started.  I didn't care!  I've waited for over a decade for this, and Adam Sandler releases like three films a year!  I wanted to talk about STAR WARS!!! 

    I advise anyone with a pulse to go to the movies this weekend to see the STAR WARS TRAILER!!!  YEAHHH!!!!!! 


      NOVEMBER 11, 1998
    The new Episode One posters don't have the title "Phantom Menace" on them, even though they seem to depict a "phantom" Darth Vadar lurking in Young Anakin's shadow!  Some thoughts:
     
    • Lucas is smart to keep the Trinkies out of view until Spring '99-- they will be the BIG surprise of the year
    • Tatooine is a decoy-- I haven't mentioned this before, but the scripts I've seen have only a few scenes on the Desert planet before Young Anakin goes off in search of adventure-- Lucas is deliberately promoting the Tatooine stuff to throw people off the scent
    • It's a nice, tasteful design-- very mythic, and foreboding
    • How can I get my hands on one of these posters for my living room?  :)
     
     NOVEMBER 8, 1998: 
    Lots of big announcements from Lucasfilm this week--
     
          • Episodes 2 and 3 will be shot in Australia
          • Lucas may direct both films
          • The Episode One trailer will appear on Nov. 20th!!!
     
    Amid all these "official" nuggets, I received this update from 
    Quadro regarding the "Phantom Menace" controversy:
     
      Skywalker Ranch is in fits about the decoy title, which hasn't fooled anyone.  They continue to issue denials that the title is a red herring, furiously proclaiming that "Phantom Menace" IS the title, END OF STORY, but most people remain unconvinced.  In fact, Lucas is still deciding between at least 3 different possible titles for Episode One, and "Phantom Menace" isn't one of them.  IMHO, they would have been better off announcing a more conventional decoy title, like GUARDIANS OF THE FORCE or something.  The trick hasn't worked, but Lucasfilm are still satisfied with the attention the hoax is getting.  But trust me, this won't be the official title come next May...
    Quadro 98
    SEPTEMBER 30, 1998: 
    It's official--Lucasfilm has announced its first fake title for Episode One:  "THE PHANTOM MENACE".  You heard it here first, folks--it's nothing more than a decoy, a in-joke from Skywalker ranch.  I'm sure that SPIN magazine probably doesn't think this title is "Most Likely Crackpot", but I sure do!  My initial hunch was backed up by this juicy morsel from "Quadro":
     
    The word from inside Lucasfilm is that Phantom Menace is nothing more than a codeword for the pesky "Internet rumor-mongers" who spread leaked production details on the WWW.  Apparently, the folks at Skywalker thought it would be a fun prank to release this codeword as the film's "official" title, and let the real Phantom Menace do its work, spreading it all over the world!
    In reality, they probably won't settle on a real title until much closer to the new year.
    Quadro '98
     
    I'm sure that this is one "Crackpot" titles story that
    SPIN magazine won't be running anytime soon!
     
    AUGUST 29, 1998: 
    SPIN magazine has published an article regarding the wide range of rumors circulating about the new Star Wars films, and it attempts to discredit some of the information I've reported from some of my top sources in the past.  Every one of the rumors that the article seems to have culled from my pages is classified at SPIN's lowest level of credibility (TDS--The Dark Side, or "Most Likely Crackpot").

    SPIN created these lovely rendered logos from a few of the rumored titles that have been exclusively reported on these pages!
    (Unfortunately, all of them received the "TDS" classification)

    When I first read the article, I was disheartened, thinking that perhaps my sources had been mislead or even that they had deliberately fed me false information.  But then another thought occurred to me-- why was every single one of my rumors discredited?

    Could it be that I was getting too close to the truth and that someone at Fox or Lucasfilm is trying to put a stop to it?  Perhaps their way of dealing with legitimate "leaks" is to discredit them before the information becomes too widely known.
    In any case, we'll see whose "crackpot" rumors are true in May of 1999, won't we?
    Ryan
    AUGUST 19, 1998
    Apparently, the "focus" problem that everyone was buzzing about in June had nothing to do with the camerawork!  It had to do with the ACTORS!  I just got this nugget from RED LEADER 3, who works for 20th Century Fox.  Read on: 
     
    Hey Ryan, 
    Everyone's got the wrong end of the stick on the "Focus" controversy--that's not why Lucas is re-shooting some of the scenes.  It seems that a few of the actors had been making up some of their own diologue, and changing a lot of Lucas's lines without telling him.  Why this was not discovered until they screened a rough cut for the studio is not known, but it is bad enough that simply re-dubbing the diologue won't be enough-- they're re-filming a half-dozen scenes.  Hopefully this time they'll stick to the script! 
    RED LEADER 3
     
    ALSO:  Since the trailer for Episode One:  Hope For The Future wasn't attached to The X-Files Movie as previously rumored, all attention is focused on which big Fox movie will be lucky enough to have the inevitable first preview.  My money is on
JULY 29, 1998: 
All is quiet on the Prequel Front, as the Lucasfilm web of security tightens.  Now that they are finishing up the second phase of re-shoots and beginning some of the more intricate effects work, it's going to be hard for Lucasfilm to keep everything a secret!
SEPTEMBER 1, 1998
I've had to move my site this new address and I've been busy re-working the overall design.  Most of the more recent stuff is on the welcome page, but there are a few new Script Leaks that have come in during the past few weeks, and of course you can find a lot of info in my previous Journal entries below! 
Also, I've been getting some pretty terrible e-mails from so-called "fans", each of whom took me to task for a few of the inaccuracies listed on some of the Rumors pages.  Oh well-- you can't please everyone! 

MAY 24, 1998: PREQUEL PHOTO!!!  That's right, I've managed to obtain a still from the current phase of production of Episode One, and it's surprising-- A picture of one of THE TRINKIESTM!!!  

(SPOILER ALERT:  If you want to be surprised by what THE TRINKIESTM look like, hold off!! I've heard that Lucasfilm are planning on keeping these little guys a big secret even up to opening day.) 

MAY 22, 1998:  There is going to be a trailer for Episode One:  Hope For The Future attached to The X-Files Movie this summer! I hear that we'll see some shots from the actual film, and even a shot of Coruscant that's all CGI, but it's even money that Lucas will be keeping THE TRINKIESTM and JAR JAR BINKSTM under wraps for the time being...  
MAY 21, 1998:  Episode One will not be titled Balance Of The Force, I have learned. This is now believed to be a working title that Lucasfilm was using to throw people off the scent, and I can almost definitely rule it out now as a potential title. (I have not removed it from my list of "Rumored Titles", because it is still a rumored title-- it is simply not very likely).  I have it on good authority that the title Hope For The Future is a much more popular subtitle at the moment, and that Lucasfilm is reportedly presumed to be very keen on using it.  Makes sense to me, since Episode Four is A New Hope, this title would tie the two trilogies together quite nicely, IMHO. 
  
Also, has anybody out there heard if there will be any new breakfast cereals connected with the new films.  I was lucky enough to enjoy C3PO's when I was a teen-ager, but they were off the market before I had kids of my own.  I'd appreciate any info in relation to this. 
  
MAY 14, 1998: Great news!  THE TRINKIESTM are an underwater race of creatures who cannot survive outside of their underwater city!  In Episode One, Young Anakin falls in love with Oolus, a young TRINKIE princess, but their love is forbidden by the cruel Imperial regime which is gaining power in the galaxy. 
  
Quadro picked this up via a top secret copy of a recent draft of the script (a post-production draft, no less!), and says that while this aspect of the script is only a subplot in Episode One, it is an element that has gone unreported up to now!  A Ryan Johnson Exclusive!!! I am curious to see how the "other" princess character, played by Natalie Portman, fits into this storyline-- perhaps a love triangle? Time will tell... 



MAY 7, 1998: It is a quiet time to be a SW fan. Now that Lucas & Co. are focused on the editing and special effects work, the real magic will begin, and we can also expect that it will be awhile before the really meaty rumors start to leak out.  Speaking to Quadro on the phone the other night, he said that security is even tighter now than during the initial filming stages, because now is when everything starts to really take shape. Here is what we have heard from this phase of the production: 
  • The CGI rendering of C3-PO is stunning.  Some say it will require Lucas to go back and re-do the original trilogy again in the early part of the next millenium. As a matter of fact, the word at ILM is that people will be "knocked out" by all the CGI work in these new films!
  • Jar Jar Binks is going to steal the show in Episode One.  The entire production has become very enamored of this character, who is set to take his place among the dozens of already-beloved SW characters!  (He was originally intended to be featured only in the first 2 episodes, but his unexpected popularity has made his inclusion in Episode Three a likely scenario.)
  • James Earl Jones is going to be making a brief vocal appearance in Episode Three, so we will be hearing the classic Darth Vadar voice again! No word yet on if any of the other original cast members will appear at the end of the third film, but I hope Lucas ultimately opts for brief appearances from Luke, Leia and Han, maybe even as a teaser for Episodes 7, 8 and 9!!
Other than that, details are sketchy, but we'll continue to deliver them as we receive them! 


MAY 6, 1998: This is the latest from Quadro, who is looking over a collection of pre-production sketches of Yoda: 

"YODA is much more athletic-looking in these drawings, his sinewy muscles and strong legs create a much more imposing figure than he did in EMPIRE and JEDI. These are only preliminary sketches, so we can expect it is still a work-in-progress, but I'd bet even money that the verdict on the "new" Yoda will be unanimous:  SEXY!!!" 
  

Quadro and I tend to disagree on these issues of eroticism in the SW saga-- I think the vision is much purer, while he tends to over-emphasize the more carnal aspects of the universe. But I agree, based on the (rather blurry) fax that he has sent me with this note-- Yoda is looking "buff"!  



APRIL 30, 1998: Boy, it sure is great to have access to all this great STAR WARS info!  Thanks to everybody who keeps sending me news (even the couple of real pranksters who send me joke news-- you guys really keep me on my toes!!) 
I suppose the big thing that's on everyone's mind is actually about Episode Two:  WHO will play Anakin after Jake Lloyd?  One hot tip I received was that it would be Christian Bale, but I've also heard that it might be Gary Oldman or John Malkovich.  Personally, my preference would be for Oldman, he's British and really intense.  I think he would make the Dark Side really scary. 

APRIL 28, 1998: Back from a great 2 week vacation which included a trip to the borders of Lucas's Skywalker Ranch in California!!! Granted, I wasn't able to get onto the actual property so I didn't really get near anything, but maybe once Lucasfilm gives me some sort of "press pass", I can have a tour (I've been writing letters, but no response yet-- they're probably waiting for the big publicity drive in '99).  

I picked up all of the STAR WARS BUDDIES plush dolls that are out in stores now, and got a few doubles for the wife and kids. (My kids loved them, but my wife just rolled her eyes when I gave her the Max Rebo doll, so I took it back from her and told her she could have it when she apologized to me).  

I've got TONS of e-mails from some sources to wade through now that I'm back, so there will be more STAR WARS NEWS in the days and weeks to come!!!  



APRIL 9, 1998:  I received another pack of info from Quadro, and he has a fairly reliable source at Leavesden Studios who let slip that Episode One will have a sequence which explains the origin of the Dark Side Energy Bolts (those are the blue sparks that the Emporer shoots at Luke in Jedi). We were both really excited, because that is one of the mysteries that Quadro and I have argued about for years--where do those bolts come from, and why is the Emporer the only one who has them?   The Leavesden worker was apparently really nervous that he had let that detail slip out accidentally, he was afraid he'd get in trouble, maybe even lose his job, so we can assume it was a pretty important detail!  Way to go, Quadro!!!  

The other info is, sad to say, just too hot to handle--I almost wish I didn't know it myself. But there is apparently a possibility that the Volcano sequence in Episode Three is being rethought.  This is nothing definite, but those of us who for years have imagined Darth Vadar being "created" by his fall into the Volcano, the notion that this might not actually happen in the films is close to devastating. Don't mess with the mythology, please!!!  The Volcano scene has just got to be in the film!  Please!!!  

That's all I have to say for now, I'm going away on Wednesday to a Comic Book convention, and then to visit a few friends of mine, so there won't be as many updates for a little while.  Come back in late April and I should have Loads of news by then!!!  May the Force Be With You!!!  



MARCH 30, 1998:  Well, we're almost into April, and you know what that means:  Only 13 months till Episode One!!! That's right, May of 1998 is when we can all start counting down from a year, and I for one am going to be throwing a party in celebration of the one-year countdown!  Me and a few longtime SW friends are going to get together for a barbeque (minus the wife and kids this time), and watch some rare Star Wars vids (the Xmas special, maybe Battle For Endor) and maybe even share a bit of our own Star Wars fiction. (My friend Les has written a few Han Solo adventures that knock the socks off the "official" paperback series!) 
As for new Star Wars rumors, I have a report that the characters of Watto and Jar Jar Binks are two to look out for in the new films. Talked on the phone to "Quadro" last night (he actually gave me a lot of info that I'm reluctant to post just yet-- I like Star Wars news as much as the next guy, but I don't want to spoil the films' surprise before they hit the theaters!), and he says that these two are destined to become real fan favorites (or "favourites", as he would say--he's English!!) 


MARCH 24, 1998: I just received an update from "Quadro", one of my top sources in the UK, who says that he's seen some rough footage (pre-special effects) from Episode One, and that it has a lot of physical comedy!  Here's his full report: 
  
In many ways, I felt like I was watching "American Graffitti" or "The Radioland Murders" rather than a Star Wars movie! I know that I'm only judging on the basis of a few minutes of film, a lot of it featuring stand-ins, but there seemed to be an awful lot of falling down and playing tricks on people. 
  
The scene that I saw clips from was from Anakin's birthday party, there was some sort of short creature that was trying to steal Anakin's new lightsaber while he's not looking, and the little guy gets a shock.  Seems like a minor moment to me, a bit of comedy, as the (Trinkie?  they didn't say, but I think he was one) gets a shock and flails around in dizziness. 
  
You can't be sure, because I know that Lucas is doing a lot of things to throw us off, and new dialogue will most certainly be dubbed in later, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Trinkies turned out to be the Ewoks of the new trilogy. I have a theory that Lucas is going to start out light with this first film, and get progressively darker. I should be getting some more clips from my inside connection in the next few weeks.   
"Quadro 98" 


MARCH 16, 1998:  No news today, but I thought I'd share this with you:  This morning, at breakfast, I'm talking to my kid, Luke, and I'm telling him about how originally, the Ewok battle was supposed to be part of the FIRST Star Wars movie, but instead of Ewoks, it was on the Wookie Home Planet.  And my wife, who was going out the door on her way to work, says:  "Not too much Star Trek, Ryan, he'll be late for school."  Well, I don't have to tell you that rubbed me the wrong way. 
  
So, I run out the door after her, and I'm all, "It's Star WARS, Amy!  WARS!  My god, I don't even LIKE Star TREK!" [This isn't entirely true, but she just made me so mad I had to hurt her as much as she'd hurt me. -ryan.] 
  
So--what does she do, does she APOLOGIZE?  Like, "Sorry, Ryan, I know this is really, really important to you" or "I didn't mean to sound so dismissive"--NO!  She just keeps going on about how "Jason's going to be late for school, it's already 8:15, Jason's gonna be late for school!"  Talk about SELFISH!  Anyway, guess who's in the doghouse now, big surprise... 
  
The point of all this is, it's just fascinating to me how much a person can change over the years.  I remember when Amy and I saw Empire on our third date, and I remember how she said about how she really thought it was a lot of fun. Now I can't even get her to watch the Special Editions with me on Home Video.  It makes me sad to think how self-centered she's become... 


MARCH 12, 1998:  Filming has continued at Leavesden Studios, England!  All right! Is anyone else getting excited? 


MARCH 11, 1998:  I have now heard that the rumored-Underwater Battle in Episode One is at the Trinkies headquarters. So we can reasonably assume that the Trinkies are underwater creatures, maybe fish-like or something. This contradicts some of the information I've gotten up to now, but it's possible that they are also land creatures, because Anakin's Birthday Party is definitely land-based. 


MARCH 9, 1998: It is Rumored that C-3PO will drive his own specially designed automobile in Episode One, and will see his first meeting with R2-D2, when R2 accidentally causes 3PO to collide with a Bantha!  (I have a picture of this, but it is just too good, I am going to save this secret for when it hits the big screen-- you WON'T be disappointed, I promise!) 


MARCH 6, 1998:  Sorry, I've been on vacation with my family, visiting the Grand Canyon with my wife and two kids. (Last year, we went to Norway to visit the actual sites where they filmed the Hoth scenes in Empire, so this year, the wife said "No Star Wars!" and she meant it. I'm hoping to go back to Tunisia next year, but I'm expecting some resistence. This is going to be a real sore point in our marriage, I'm afraid, but it will be 1999, the year of Episode One's release, so there will be NO COMPROMISE on this issue, let me tell you! 
I've got quite a bit of news piling up here, the main one being that there is a Rumor that a certain big red dog will be making an appearance in Episode One or Two.  I'm not going to say anymore than that, since I don't want to give everything away, but let's just say that I know a few Scholastics Book Club members who are going to be VERY happy.... 
Oh, and I've got an update on the my Script Leaks Page. I have it on good authority that this is the genuine article. Enjoy! 


FEB. 23, 1998:  Sorry, the script I received on Friday turned out to be another fraud. I will not be reprinting any of it on this site, because I know the guy who wrote it, and I don't want to encourage him (PLEASE, PLEASE, no more fake scripts!!  These things take time to read!) 


FEB. 20, 1998:  A copy of the new Star Wars script has reached my desk, but I think it may not be a real one (a few technical errors, some misspellings, etc. lead me to think this one is yet another fraud). I'll check it out fully over the weekend and see if there's anything to indicate that it's the real thing... 


FEB. 16, 1998:  Unconfirmed sources have indicated that some of the script and production sketch leaks that we've been receiving are fraudulent. On a more positive note, we have learned that there may be a scene in the first film where we learn the origin of Obi-Wan Kenobi's brown robe (HINT:  it has something to do with the Trinkies!) 


FEB. 11, 1998:  A tiny portion of an alleged early draft of Episode One has been leaked. We are skeptical about its authenticity, but read it for yourself and see what you think. 


FEB. 10, 1998:  A possible production sketch from the new films has been leaked. We cannot verify its authenticity, but click here to see it. 


FEB 9, 1998:  there is a RUMOR that the new films will have lots of new songs, and that each song will have its own special dance for fans to learn. 


FEB 6, 1998:  it is rumored that in the first film, there will be an underwater battle in which the Trinkies will play a major role. some people have reportedly seen design sketches of the Trinkies and their home world, we don't know whether this is true or not, but we will keep searching for the truth on this one! 


FEB 3, 1998:  The name of the new creatures in the first film is not the Twinkies (as some have reported) but the Trinkies, according to anonymous sources. Twinkies are a snack food made by Hostess Foods. 


FEB 1, 1998:  The rumors that the R2D2 will talk in the new films turned out to be unfounded. Sorry about that.
 
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