RYAN JOHNSON'sSTAR WARSPREQUEL RUMORS!
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I have received over three dozen "scripts" for Episodes One and Two (and a few for Episode Three, which Lucas hasn't even started to write a full draft of yet!).  As can be expected, most of them have turned out to be complete and utter hoaxes.  However, a small handful of drafts have come to me from reliable sources, and I have chosen to print a few choice passages on this page.
WARNING:  Do NOT read any of these scenes if you wish to
                        be surprised by the new Star Wars films!
              There are many SPOILERS below!
 

 
BOBA FETT Scene
From Episode Two (second draft):  
BOBA FETT
He's mine!  If he dies, I don't get my money.
And if I don't get my money...
BARBEEN TRADER
What?  You'll what?
BOBA FETT
Hey, I'm just saying...
BARBEEN TRADER
No, what were you saying?  Are you getting in my face?
Cause guess what?  I don't think you're gonna be getting any money from me!
Now get out of here before I blast you into a million pieces!
BOBA FETT
Hey, stop it!
BARBEEN TRADER
Hey, everybody!  Boba Fett is a coward!
A Coward!  We thought he was tough and cool,
because we never saw him do much!  But he's a weakling!
BOBA FETT
Shut up, shut up!
BARBEEN TRADER
Come over here, I'm gonna squeeze you!
BOBA FETT
This is humiliating!
BARBEEN TRADER
HaHaHa!

From Episode Two (rough draft):
ANAKIN
Ben, you've changed!
Remember when we were kids?  It was so much better then!
BEN
No--you're the one who has changed, my friend.
I can sense it in you.  Something dark... dangerous.
ANAKIN
No... No.  NO!!!
It's not true, it's not TRUE!
(ANAKIN runs away, crying)

From Episode One:
(I'm 99% sure that this might be authentic!! It's from my BEST secret source!--ed. )
JEDI
Holey Moley!  What's that?
ANAKIN
I've got a bad feeling about this...
JEDI
You always say that!
(They laugh.)

Alleged Screenplay Excerpt (Episode One):
(JEDI & RED LEADER 12 are looking at something)
JEDI:
What's that?
RED LEADER 12
It ain't Santa Claus.
JEDI
We'd better get outta here.
RED LEADER 12
I think that's a good idea.
I don't want to end up in someone's Stocking!

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